Lipogram for Claude

Dracula eluded Dr. Reed a decade

15 Aug 1990, Radar R&D Lab, UCLA

Ed Laguerre, a Dual Algebra guru, dead. Bled a red deluge. "Dracula!", deduced bearded Bruce Reed. "A regular burglar? A cruel barber?", argued bald Bela Euler, a Belgrade debugger ace. "A bear? A large beagle?? Gee!", babbled Carl de Gaulle, a rugged guard. "Dracula!", declared Bruce.

15 Dec 1995, Auberge Ballard, Accra.

"Grub!", called Dr. Bruce Reed. "Gelled eel. Crab. Gull egg. Barracuda blubber. Larded deer leg, a burger (rare), a bagel, breaded bear ear, cabbage. Barbecued eagle."

Eager abbe Gerald Beauregard added: "Beer? Barrel! Ale? Barrel! Lager? Barrel!"

"Bread, bread, bread!", gabbled a bedraggled beggar. A beggar? Bull! Dracula, dreaded Dracula!!

"Bleed, Bruce, bleed!", Dracula raged, reared. Dr. Reed grabbed a dagger. A bare blade glared. A duel? Bugger all! Dracula raced. Garage, car, barge. Cleared area.

15 Aug 2000, Bar Belle Adele, Aruba.

AC/DC babe Ada Barr curled abed, blue lace-clad. Agreeable bare rear, a real lulu. Dr. Bruce Reed leered. A large bulge. Cuddle Ada, Dr. Reed! Ball Ada, Bruce!!

Bell. Caller? Dracula!

Budge, grab a cudgel, Bruce, drub Dracula! Bad, bad Dracula! Grab a Luger, Dr. Reed!! Dead, dead Dracula. Glad, glad Bruce.

"Dare, dear Bruce!", urged Ada.