Bart's Hypermarket Boisghur Shishani

Holes: 1 (each shoe)

Protective human armor

This product must be ordered in pairs where each shoe will be a mirror image of its pair. This is because of the strange form of human feet. Shoes were an important cultural aspect of humans around the world. Some humans, such as Michael Jordan, were named after shoes as the humans believed this would grant them special powers and abilities in athletic competitions. These shoes were made to protect human feet, however these can still be used by tentacled species by simply placing your tentacles inside the shoe's hole and tightening and tying the straps attached.

During the Humans final century on earth creasing a pair of shoes was considered an act of terrorism and was punishable by life-time imprisonment. However, it is important to remember that the average human lifetime was only around 150 years.

Please keep in mind that all sizes are shown in human measurements