Some people would mistakenly call the times we live in grim or
dark but clearly, today is a time of prosperity like no other.
Nothing shows this fact off like the latest model of the MEAT
Computer.
The MEAT Model X can achieve a calculation speed of 10 PFLOPS at
very little energy cost. Traditional computers would take the
amount of energy required to power a Capital LightRacer starship
for an hour if they were to try and match what a MEAT Model X
can do in a day. Evolution has built a better computer than
engineers ever could.
You are entitled to exchange your purchased Meat Computer for a
brand new one if you experience:
Attempts at communication
Strange Noises
Unexpected Shutdowns
Disclaimer:
From now on we will refrain from using brains from state
provided prisoners and will solely use lab-grown brains.
We are sorry for any distress we may have caused.
Don't you think something is wrong here?
You are being lied to.
The information you were fed doesn't add up.
If humans no longer exist on Earth then how do we have human
brains to compute with? Were humans exiled from Earth? These
computers wouldn't be earth products then.
Aren't you human?
You are NOT experiencing psychosis. Time doesn't
work the way you think it does.
